Thursday, March 22, 2007

A quiet end to the Party.....................

Blood is thicker than water- Labour brothers Scott and Danny were reconciled in the end..

Was it just me, or was the ending of Party Animals a bit disappointing ?


Ashika and James Northcote were well and truly outed. The younger Foster brother, Danny, got stronger as he turned his disappointment into grim determination. Labour's dinosaur candidate held the by-election (just). Even the minister with a drink problem, Jo Porter, managed to save her political skin.


In short, everything is lined up nicely for a second series which I hope happens as the series has a good cast, makes political life interesting and generally has a lively plot. Just a pity that the script writer appeared so prudent and cautious at the finale of the first series. Let's hope it's a case of jam tomorrow for a second series.........


A brief clip from epiosde 7...........



http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/drama/partyanimals/realmedia/series1_episode7?size=16x9&bgc=DE7918&nbwm=1&bbwm=1&nbram=1&bbram=1



Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Food costing £424 thrown in the bin.............

That is the extraordinary statistic for the value of food thrown away by every person in Britain each year.

In my household I am the " human composter", rushing to eat yogurts and similar just past their sell-by date. Sadly I fail sometimes and when food is uneaten by me as the last line of defence, it goes in the bin.

Contemporary methods of shopping build in or even encourage food waste. Often we simply buy too much.

Whatever the cause, it is a shocking waste of food others would give so much for, not to mention thowing our own money away.

I am not sure whether my household conforms to the average level of food wastage but Brits have no room to be complacent- we even waste more food than Americans !

WRAP, the organisation behind this statistic has some tips on how wasteage of food (and money) can be reduced.

http://www.wrap.org.uk/retail/about_us/food_waste.html

Monday, March 19, 2007

"Money Isn't Everything" (especially if you're rich!)

I should confess that I was once a "Tory Boy" -one of those youths with an unusual interest in politics and support of the Conservative Party. I haven't been to an event in 3 years mainly due to other distractions and other interests. So this was a chance to see for myself afresh what the Conservative Party is really like as it gets into position to form the Government of this Country.

"Money isn't everything" was the phrase David Cameron used in his speech to the Conservatives this weekend to sum up the shift in position by his party.

This was the finale to the Spring Forum of the Conservatives in Nottingham this weekend.

If the opinion polls are too be believed, David Cameron will be the next Prime Minister of Britain, after the unelected Gordon Brown loses the next general election.

David Cameron represents a fresh face for the Conservative Party although ironically his Eton-educated background make him the sort of Conservative Leader who hasn't been seen for over 40 years.

David Cameron speaks about the environment as often as he breaths. This weekend he mentioned as a positive the fact that Al Gore (or Saint Al Gore) approved of his efforts in the field of the environment. In reality this means more taxes on air travel. There is currently little more substance than that.

The leadership of the Conservative Party is new although the make up of delegates was more traditional. Plump County Councillors, gritty Northern Mayors, Tory Boys and "ladies" still make up the majority of the Party's grass roots.

The one thing that is still lacking is concrete policies. There are a lot of themes, words and noises but nothing substantive. The party is strong in marketing and spin but still underdeveloped in tangible proposals. Maybe this will change in time.

In the meantime, David Cameron (or "Dave" as he likes to be known), compared himself to a social Margaret Thatcher. In the 1970s the country had faced economic ruin and only Margaret Thatcher had the insight and policies to address this. Today the economy is not really a problem but the country is socially poor. Fatal stabbings occur frequently on the streets of big cities as gangs fight for territory. A generation of hoodies and feral children have no aspiration or vision to escape their circumstances. Family breakdown is rife and Britain is the worst developed country in the world for children to grow up according to a UNICEF report http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-files/Society/documents/2007/02/14/UNchildwellbeing.pdf Intriguingly Holland is the best !

Against this David Cameron can be seen as justified in saying "Money isn't everything". It isn't, but as my friend immediately pointed out, a wealthy Eton-educated politician can more easily say that than the majority who have to work for a living. Working for a living is not something Dave needs to do.

"Money isn't everything" means that there will not be a traditional tax cutting agenda by the next Conservative government. Instead the main focus will be public services. One of the key themes of the weekend's conference was the NHS. David Cameron addressed a "Medics Revolt" of 12,000 Junior Doctors who marched in London. See the Webcameron propaganda video below:


(don't be put off by David Cameron- he only talks a short while- the doctors street protest is quite entertaining with a few rather scary characters I wouldn't want to be treated by!)


This is Cameron's modern Conservative party. The points he raises are huge. He may not have the answers but if he does, or someone else does, they could go down in history as a great leader of the nation. That remains to be seen..........................................

Sunday, March 18, 2007

"Blameron"

Some alarming evidence that David Cameron may be part of some experiment to clone Tony Blair :-)

More Cameron

A quick search on Youtube reavealed a wealth of clips relating to "switched on" Conservative leader, David Cameron.

This one must class as "intraveinus cheese"- quite amusing but somehow I fear the creator was not being ironic ! Some people seem just a little bit too ken on David Cameron for their own good !

Cameron in Nottingham

I spent the weekend doing something I haven't done for two and half years. I attended a political conference- in this case the Spring Forum of the Conservative Party held in Nottingham.

It was an interesting weekend, maybe one more of style than substance and of soundbites rather than policies. That said, the tone was positive and in touch with real issues that effect the Country and world today. A lot has been written about the new Conservative leader David Cameron. This was my first chance to see him up close.

I am rather too jaded to write something that will do the weekend and subjects raised justice. Hopefully this will happen tomorrow. In the meantime here are some photos from today in Nottingham.





Hail from the Chief- "Dave" salutes the audience




DC on the big screen- suitable health service related photos adorn the stage !


Dave at the rostrum- the nurses to the right are just photos !


The press pack hovers waiting for action





Saturday, March 17, 2007

"I've won a chocolate egg, what have you got to show for it ?"

That is only the sort of rhetoric that can come out of an office quiz. In this case, to raise money for comic relief.

Needless to say some people took it rather seriously !

Back with details soon.

In the meantime, I am off to Nottingham to see what David Cameron's Conservatives look like these days.......

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Let's Party like it Sarbanes-Oxley 404 !

Here is some evidence that some stereotypes really are accurate.

In this case accountants can( at least in professional life) be incredibly boring. A friend of mine, who is an auditor with a major international bank, writes that he is attending a Sarbanes-Oxley 404 Party. The party is being held at a prestigious and trendy London location.

For the uninitiated, Sarbanes-Oxley 404 was the piece of American legislation that introduced rather bureaucratic corporate governance requirements following the Enron scandal. The "party" is being held to celebrate the fact that the bank now complies with this (or at least that is my understanding).

Still, a party is a party and I hope all have a good time at the bank's expense. It is difficult (and disturbing!) to imagine a group of accountants dancing the night of away to celebrate Sarbanes-Oxley. However that is what is happening tonight somewhere in London- sometimes you really can't make it up !

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Nightmare on Downing Street- Neil's Back- the Final Nightmare !!


Fifteen years after loosing the 1992 election and having made a fortune out of Brussels in the meantime, the original "Welsh windbag" Neil Kinnock could soon be promoted to the cabinet under the new unelected Prime Minister, Gordon Brown !

Ian Dale is reporting the grim details.....

http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2007/03/brown-to-bring-kinnock-into-cabinet.html#links

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

New home for the Great Global Warming Swindle

Many thanks to Joanie from Allegiance and Duty Betrayed http://allegianceanddutybetrayed.blogspot.com/ who pointed out that the original link to the Great Global Warming Swindle Programme no longer works.

I have no idea why this is- maybe there are copyright issues or maybe someone chose to remove it has it as generated a lot of controversy !

A slightly shorter version can now be found at :

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4520665474899458831

For anyone interested, I recommend viewing as soon as possible in case this disappears too !

Would you like to talk to a Chugger, Sir ?

The answer to this question was "no" !

"Chuggers" or Charity Muggers to give them their full title are those superficial bubblingly good natured young people who stand on British High Streets asking passers-by if they've got a minute or "could I talk to you for 30 seconds?" or loaded questions like "do you want to help beat cancer?".
The charities concerned are rarely objectionable in themselves, in fact usually the opposite. However the manufactured bonhomie, the loaded questions designed to play on guilt and the embarrassing attempts to use flirting to get compliance all wear thin after a while.So much so that these "charity canvassers" have earned the title "Chuggers".

In London the vast majority of people are just a little too world weary and cynical to be effected by a question like "Do you want to make a difference ?". Everyone knows it will end with an attempt to get your bank account details.
It's not that we're anti-charity but going down the street in a busy city we resent the attempt to intrude into our time and schedule and being made to feel like a Meany for not going along with it.

I used to attract Chuggers like flies. Maybe it was my easy going approachable face :-) However a few years of working in London have put a "don't talk to me" message in my eyes and I rarely get stopped. This morning I was congratulating myself on my grim faced resistance to Chuggers as a lady got stopped with the flirty entree from a pony-tailed male tennis coach type "hey lady in red! ". "There goes another mug" I thought as she stopped, only to be approached myself with the counter-cynical ironic approach "Would you like to talk to a Chugger, Sir ?"

This was humour effectively deployed. I didn't stop but I appreciated the fresh approach. We all have limited time (and money) and few of us care to make decisions regarding donations (particularly long term regular donations) in the middle of a High Street. Least of all do we want moral lecturing on what we should be doing with our money from a paid collector who is on commission for the number of people they sign up.

Sorry if this sounds a bit world weary ! However Chuggers are one of my pet complaints in London. I am pleased if they themselves are beginning to realise their often counter-productive effect.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Second chance

The Channel 4 documentary "The Great Global Warming Swindle" has provoked a lot of comment and debate in the last few days.

For anyone who missed it the first time but wants to see it for themselves, it is showing at 10pm on More 4 in the UK this evening.

Meanwhile it remains available online.

http://www.channel4.com/listings/M4/index.jsp?offset=0&position=0&startHour=17

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Party Animals


It is a bit late to call this a new series but I still recommend it. "Party Animals", coming from the makers of "This Life" portrays the lives lead by those at the "sharp end" of contemporary British politics- researchers, political assistants and lobbyists.


It is a cross party programme in that both Labour and Conservative workers are represented. As well as the superficial differences in origin and motivation between the two sets of party workers, the most obvious detail is the many similarities between the two sides and how closely they interact in the Westminster Village. As political reality eats away at their original idealism the two camps become more and more alike although they'd rather die than admit this.


Highlights for me include Patrick Baladi (also of "the Office") who plays the incredibly sleazy (and realistic) shadow cabinet minister James Northcote and Shelley Conn who plays the "tick all the right boxes" new Tory candidate Ashika Chandiramani .


The series is now in the middle of a by-election campaign in a traditional Labour seat that pits Ashika against a dinosaur old Labour party candidate. Labour's only hope is Scott Foster who is drafted in to "manage" the dinosaur. The only complication is that Labour Party Scott is romantically linked with Tory Ashika when she is not involved with the disreputable Northcote.


As someone who has spent sometime on the edges of the British political world at a few conferences as well as campaigning in by-elections and general elections, I think this seems quite a realistic portray of British Politics in general. The current climate of a rejuvinated, if slightly insincere ,Tory Party making headway against a tired Labour Party is the particular backdrop for this series.

Worth a watch at least once- Wednesdays BBC2 9pm.





"Tory boys" are yesterday's news. Meet "Tory babe" Ashika who is seeking to inflict a by-election defeat on an old Labour dinosaur

Britain may "ration" air travel

Here is further evidence of the near universal acceptance of global warming theory by political leaders.

The leader of the Conservative Party in Britain, David Cameron, has announced plans to ration air travel.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=RMRFRGZQPHDKFQFIQMGCFGGAVCBQUIV0?xml=/news/2007/03/11/ngreen11.xml

The proposals are rather vague at present but this could mean that all British citizens are restricted to one short haul flight a year. Thereafter flights will attract a potentially escalating level of penalty tax to discourage frequent flights.

With the doubts around this theory and the fact that Prime Minister Tony Blair said recently that even if Britain were to "shut down" (all factories, cars, planes, electricity use) in two years the industrial growth of China would have taken up the reduction in global CO2 output, seem to make this proposal policy an unnecessary and ill thought out assault on holiday makers and business travellers.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

The Great Global Warming Swindle

See link to the full length showing of Channel 4's "The Great Global Warming Swindle". Worth watching whatever your views on this subject. It certainly raises some interesting questions e.g.

1) Why do CO2 increases lag behind temperatures rises i.e. temperature rises before CO2 rises ?
2) Why do changes in solar activity provide a far closer "fit" to changes in temperature than industrial output ?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9005566792811497638&q=The+Great+Global+Warming+Swindle&hl=en

Friday, March 09, 2007

The Industry of Global Warming

I saw an interesting programme on Channel 4 last evening. It had the somewhat provocative title of "The Great Global Warming Swindle". However in contrast to much produced by Channel 4 it was an interesting are generally intelligent programme.

The essence of the programme was that while in the last few decades the Earth has got a bit warmer, this is not a particularly unusual event as the earth has at various times, even in "recent" history been significantly warmer and colder than it is today. It also put forward that the view that the contributions of mankind to the recent increase in temperatures are essentially negligible.

Before anyone who has started reading this, decides to stop reading this on the basis that I must be some heretical "global warming denier" who cares nothing for the planet and supports only big industry, let me say I am none of those things. Even if global warming was complete fiction there are still many good reasons for reducing reliance on oil and gas and for caring for the environment.

The programme did however raise a valid point that a whole industry of people from funded scientists, journalists, alternative energy suppliers, "environmental consultants" and politicians all depend on global warming for their very livelihood. None of those who depend on global warming for their living are particularly stupid in terms of intellect and all have a vested interest in putting forward an argument to support the theory of global warming.

In the interests of scientific truth, there should still be opportunity to debate something that is really no more than a theory.

The arguments in favour of global warming are well known and there would be little point in spending time repeating them here.
The arguments against global warming are less well known and include:

1) The sun has by far the biggest impact on the earth's temperature. The sun is not and never has been a constant. Its activity fluctuates significantly. Most significantly, solar activity over the twentieth century correlates directly to the earth's temperature. This includes a significant dip in temperatures in the period immediately after WWII when industrial output and CO2 output from industry was rising. The earth got cooler because the sun was less active. The impact of industrial output was largely irrelevant here. Equally the recent increases in temperature are largely due to increased solar activity.

2) The theory of global warming is not wrong per se. CO2 and other gases do cause the trapping of heat. It is just that the impact of human activities has only a negligible effect. Volcanoes belch quantities of gases into the air equal to whole nations. Bacteria and animals also produce massive quantities of CO2. Scientific evidence shows that the percentage of CO2 produce by human activity is small compared to the natural activities.

3) Destructive weather in terms of hurricanes and tornadoes would decrease and not increase in a warmer earth. Therefore horrifying pictures of hurricane damage are not relevant to global warming. Such weather is formed when cold air reacts with warm oceans, not when warm air meets warm oceans. Equally, the breaking off of large ice bergs from the polar icecaps in the summer period can be described as being "as natural as the falling of autumn leaves". What the news reports never show is the ice reforming the following winter.

Remarkably for a theory now supported by most of the left, global warming's most powerful early supporter was British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. At a time of industrial disputes in 1980s Britain that involved coal and a reluctance to rely on the unreliable middle East for oil, Margaret Thatcher saw global warming theory as a useful "tool" for backing the development of nuclear power.

Only later did disillusioned socialists looking for an ideological home after the failure of the communist experiment, find global warming environmentalism as a suitable base for renewing their attacks on capitalism and industry. Since then, the theory has rapidly gained ground. Journalists have found a story that reliably sells newspapers- the risk of global destruction and now legions of "environmental journalists" owe their livelihood to the maintenance of global warming theory. Scientists find it easier to get research grants if their research involves and supports global warming. UN bodies also align themselves here creating a global industry around global warming. Finally, mainstream politicians, who want to appear fresh faced and trendy are now all "waking up" to the reality of Global Warming. See for example Britain's David Cameron successfully using global warming as a tool to challenge old stereotypes of the Conservative Party. When he first appeared with a wind turbine on his west London house and rode a bike to his office (not forgetting the chauffeur driven car following behind with a brief case and leather shoes !) he spoke directly to a sizeable demographic. He spoke to socially concerned metropolitan, Waitrose shopping, skinny latte drinking people who like to think of themselves as "nice people", saying "I share your self-doubts and media generated guilt and I will make gestures to assuage that guilt and enable you to do the same". Every intelligent person knows a wind turbine in central London is unlikely to power more than a doorbell and that cycling to work in front of your chauffeur driven car is a completely empty gesture, but by adopting global warming as his cause, he has become trendy in a way that hanging around with a 100 pop stars would not have achieved. Arnold Schwarzenegger in California also used global warming to show he was a "switched on" Republican.

Despite the stereotype of a disinterested America, the reality is that President Bush is now a major funder of global warming research and no doubt presidential candidates in 2008 will fall over themselves to be seen to be concerned about global warming.

Like any popular theory, those supporting it have a variety of different reasons for doing so. Few journalists and politicians are in a position to judge the science themselves so they are reliant on the scientific theories that are themselves funded with agendas in mind. Somewhere in this the truth gets lost in a cause that unites anti-Capitalists keen to attack industry through a spectrum of supporters to President Bush keen to reduce his nation's reliance on Middle Eastern oil.

For the general population, after enough respected and apparently intelligent people repeat the same thing, it becomes accepted fact.

A number of scientists don't accept global warming theory but their funding and profile often suffer as a result.

Ultimately, time will tell how real global warming really is. Most theories involve predictions for 2050 or some now for 2080. By then, of course everyone involved today will be retired or dead and the inaccuracy of a theory today will be of only academic relevance.My own view is that there is a lot of doubt around global warming theory. The fit between solar activity and temperature fluctuation is a strong argument in favour of doubting it . The earth may be getting warmer at present but the impact of human activity may not be the main cause. I also get suspicious when those raising scientific objections to the dominant theory are so aggressively treated. If global warming is so accurate a theory with support from most journalists, politicians and increasingly many industrialists, why do those who doubt it have to be silenced so forcefully ?

For my own part, the reality or not of global warming theory will make little personal difference. Personally I will try to save fuel because it so expensive. As a nation we would also be well advised to reduce consumption of oil as accessible supplies diminish and are concentrated in volatile parts of the world. For me to realise this does not require an apocalyptical theory. It is about saving money and not being reliant on some very unreliable energy suppliers.

Also other environmental concerns remain valid. The absence of global warming does not mean we are any more justified in destroying wild habitats, decimating rain forests or polluting the seas. I can want a nice environment without doing so in fear of my life.

Global Warming, true or false, is about fear. Fear of the future and fear of catastrophe. I would hope that one day there can be an honest debate about global warming . In the meantime the media and political orthodoxy around this theory will no doubt mean that those who doubt it are demonised and the majority who take theory and opinion spouted by journalists as fact will see no grounds for doubt.

Even those "heretics" who doubt global warming and threaten the livelihood of the global warming industry can still support reduced reliance on oil and protection of wildlife and nature. The "heretics" just don't need to live in fear in order to do what is sensible and right.

Link to Channel 4's Great Global Warming Swindle http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/G/great_global_warming_swindle/arguments.html

Thursday, March 08, 2007

The rise and rise of Waitrose

Thanks to a correspondent who sent me this story:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6429627.stm

Waitrose is now officially the nation's favourite store, if such a thing can ever be "official".

While I don't object to Waitrose the store, merely pointing out that a pint of milk or a pound of bananas are likely to be a bit more expensive there than elsewhere, I do object to the attitude and pretensions of some Waitrose shoppers.

I wrote about "Waitrose man" a while back and nothing has changed my views on that. Going to a particular shop can never be about more than nice food and good bargains. Those who feel morally superior or "ethical" by shopping at Waitrose are deluding themselves.

RIP Mr. Humphries

The late John Inman as "Mr. Humphries" in "Are you being Served?"

Very sorry to see that John Inman died today. He was 71.

I am sure he achieved much and did much in his life. I will always remember him as Mr. Humphries in British TV's "Are you being served ?". He was best known for being Camp with a capital C and his famous catchphrase "I'm free".

All the series of "Are you being Served?" are available on DVD and for anyone who doesn't know the series it gives a comic but realistic image of an England that has since passed through the lens of a not very fashionable department store.

In many ways the 1970s and early 80s represented in the series was a more innocent time when humour could be suggestive without being vulgar. The dingy high street department store of Grace Brothers is almost unrecognisable in contrast to the mega retail groups selling fashion through shopping centres and malls that blast piped pop music at all potential shoppers.
It is amazing how much things have changed on the British high street in 30 years.

Living in Malta in the early 80s I even remember that the series attracted viewers of all ages from that Mediterranean Island ! In fact "Are you being Served?" was popular across much of the world.

You will be missed, John Inman and Mr. Humphries.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Temple of Artemis near Ephesus


Another recent holiday photo.
This was once viewed as one of the seven wonders of the world. Difficult to see now, but the Temple of Artemis still has a majestical spirit even if the stones have largely gone.

We were the only visitors at this site on the February day we saw it. When a Turkish gypsy approached to sell guidebooks, I decided a change of nationality would be wise. English are too easy and "nice" as targets for sellers so I answered "Russki" to his question of where I was from. I thought this had put him off as he disappeared only to see him reappear moments later with a Russian language guidebook ! A retreat to the car was in order shortly afterwards !

The bitter sweet taste of Turkish Delight

We recently returned from a week in Turkey.
Right from the point of landing, Turkey is a land full of contrasts that leave memories tasting both sweet and bitter.We landed at Izmir International, a gleaming new airport as good as any medium sized airport in Europe and certainly more inspirationally designed than London's Gatwick where we caught the direct flight. That was the sweet.

Then came a mild dose of bitter. Most nationalities require a Visa to enter Turkey and this include the Brits. It is a Visa on arrival and consists of a sticker exchanged for cash. There is little attempt to pretend this isabout border control rather than revenue generation. Brits must pay £10 for their sticker or 15 Euros.Mrs. Donatella has a Russian passport and the rate shown was $20 or 15 Euros. Coming from London we had neither Euros nor Dollars but I foresaw no problem. Why not pay £10 which equates to the 15 Euros that Brits can also choose to pay ? The Turkish Bureaucrat collecting the money was having none of it. Brits can pay £10 or 15 Euros, Russians can pay 15 Euros or $20 but they cannot pay £10 ! After a fruitless "discussion" a Turkish woman suggested giving him a couple of extra pounds. 2 extra Pound Coins did indeed open the Turkish border ! The bureaucrat presumably accumulates quite a lot of "extras" which from planeloads of passengers must add up into a reasonable bonus.
Then we were met by the property developer we are buying a flat from. He is a cheerful sales manager to whom everything is generally possible. We were driven to our hotel in Kusadasi on the Agean. The next morning we visited our flat which was supposed to be "finished". "Finished" obviously doesn't fully translate as balcony railings on a fifth floor appartment were not yet available. A large hole in the bathroom ceiling where an extractor fan should sit was explained in terms of "letting bad smells out". This is obviously an eco home ! Other minor points remained and we all agreed that the apartment was not yet "finished".That aside we set about enjoying a week by the Agean Sea.

The weather was gently warm, the sea clear and the sky blue. All around a friendly people worked and played. Prices for the tourist are so much cheaper than Europe at the moment. Dinner, bed and breakfast at a 4 star hotel cost £20 a night for Mrs. Donatella and I.
We hired a car and drove to a nearby National Park. Unspoilt forests roll down to the Agean. The Greek Island of Samos lies a couple of miles away in the clear sea. Yet here amongst the sweetness of a rural idyll there are twangs of bitterness. The area was largely Greek until the mid 1920s. A Greek village is preserved as a tourist attraction. The leaflets explain that it is similar to many Greek villages in the area prior to "the exchange of populations in 1924". "The exchange of populations" is a polite term for successful ethnic cleansing. Like all such acts such as that which occurred in the former Yugoslavia in the 1990s or the Sunni- Shia struggle of modern Iraq there is never truly one aggressor and one victim. It is shades of grey rather than black and white. Turks suffered atrocities in what are now Greek islands just as Greeks suffered terribly in what is now the Turkish Republic. The result was partition and a grudging peace. Life continued and nothing changes the past. The sun still shines on the Aegean but while it can look like paradise, ghosts whisper of something that was once lost.
The Aegean coast is truly historical on a vast scale. Ancient Greek settlements abound. The Pope visited Ephesus in 2006 following in the steps of St. Paul, 2000 years ago. The Virgin Mary is venerated by many in a small house reputed to be her final home. While the history is sketchy there is no doubtinh the scale of the history of the area. St. John is buried near to Ephesus and it was he that Jesus asked from the cross to look after his Mother. Pre-Christian sites such as the one-time world wonder, the Temple of Artemis also lay nearby.
Up the coast we drove to Izmir, a large city of 3 to 4 million people. Light Railways and tower blocks are sprouting up in the Springtime of a potential Turkish boom. This was once the Greek City of Smyrna. A scattering of mosques can be seen in this relatively secular area of muslim Turkey. Suddenly from behind a wall on a commercial road, Christian Crosses can be seen marking a Greek burial ground. In this instance the "exchange of populations" did not disturb the dead.

"The Father of all Turks", Ataturk, can be seen on the wall of almost every restaurant, office, hotel reception. He is the focus of the Turkish state. A strong army keeps unwelcome forces in check. Road blocks are relatively common either manned by the Police or the more paramilitary "Jendarma". The fear is often the Kurdish PKK rather than islamists although both have struck in Turkey in recent years. Nonetheless most of the people follow the spirit of Ataturk and extremism seems rare- certainly in comparison to muslim communities in London or Birmingham.
Shopping Malls, Starbucks, McDonalds all sprout beside main roads. On the country roads shepherds watch their sheep and donkeys are still used to transport produce. Stray cats and dogs abound. Alley cats can be seen "Top Cat style" in bins in at the back of apartment blocks. A few pampered pooches and moggies can be seen in the style of their spoiled and surgically de-gendered European cousins. However the majority of cats and dogs live and die intact in a more natural state than Europe.
Food is good and cheap and wholesome. It is quite accessible to English palates as their is little attempt to disguise good quality produce with excessive sauces or pickling.
Last but not least a visit to a men's barber is a memorable experience. Blades flash, flaming alcohol soaked sponges are used to remove an stray hairs from ears. There is much more attention to detail than a British barber and this I think is shown in the result !
Turkey is a large and interesting country. It is friendly to the visitor and is generally managing well in its traditional role as the bridge between Europe and Asia. While its history is certainly mixed, there seems much hope for its future. If their southern neighbours in Iraq could only learn a little "Turkish" the whole world would be a safer place.
The Greek island of Samos as seen from the Turkish coast. So near yet so far.........
The ruined Basilica of St. John at Selcuk, Turkey.


Bafa Golu


This is lake Bafa Golu in Turkey as seen from the ancient settlement of Heraklea. It is less than 90km from the modern resort of Bodrum but is a world away with shepherds minding their flocks and some people still using donkeys to tranport goods.

If such a large lake was in Britain, it would no doubt be drowning in B & Bs and "organic" restaurants. Turkey is still effortlessly organic and thankfully our visit to this lake involved no one else apart from two friendly (but large) local dogs (one pictured with his back turned !)

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Turkey

A lack of posts recently.......

Currently in Turkey staying at the resort of Kusadasi. The weather is warm and sunny. The Agean Sea quite beautiful. The people seem friendly. Currently sharing a hotel with a huge contingent of Japanese and Chinese tourists together with a Wisconsin based "cow advisor" and his wife together with a retired couple from Leicester. The latter are staying here 7 weeks.

Nearby is the ancient city of Ephesus and a house reputedly where the Virgin Mary ended her days on earth. Pope Benedict XVI visited here last year.

If the Japanese getting ready for their daytrip doesn't wake us then it will be the call to prayer from the local mosque.

Interested and varied thıs land certainly is.

Signing off now as it is quite slow on a Turkish keyboard

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Snow way for trains.................


This white scene is all it takes to stop London's trains- at least for a couple of hours as happened on Thursday this week......

Shilpa back in the House (another House)

This was quite funny. A reflection on how much politicians love to use the power of celebrity. All of us who ever follow celebrity matters can take some of the blame.....................


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article1350461.ece

Particularly telling is the fact that Shilpa met more ministers than the average Head of State does on a state visit including six minutes with the Prime Minister, Tony Blair:


"She had lunch with Tessa Jowell, the Culture Secretary, and an embarrassing number of other ministers. All in all, Shilpa is believed to have met six Cabinet Ministers. They were Peter Hain, Jack Straw, Harriet Harman, Hazel Blears, plus Tessa and TB. At the last moment, Home Secretary John Reid had to cancel. That is how busy he is now."

Friday, February 09, 2007

Frost and Snow thaws England's Fear and Loathing

Yesterday I awoke like most people in England to a white landscape. While the 3 to 6 inches covering London and the south of England is modest compared to elsewhere (New York state in the US is approaching 100 inches in recent weeks) the snow had predictable consequences for London's transport.

I arrived at my station to be told there were "no trains for now". Seconds later an empty train hurtled through the station towards a depot, leaving the long suffering station mistress struggling to explain what was happening to the couple of passengers sufficiently irate to be bothered to complain. I, like most other wearied London commuters, realised it was futile to complain in such circumstances. Trains follow their own rules here and snow is licence to behave as they want.

In fact the majority of commuters seemed happy with the circumstances. Faced with the complete absence of trains they were powerless to get to work. Driving into the centre of London is really not an option. The message was relayed to others as they arrived some turning around before they reached the station.

Faced with the complete absence of trains on my line, I went home. Rumours abounded of "moving trains" carrying passengers on other lines that are 2-3 miles from me. I had no urgent meetings in the morning so went home to send emails and "work from home". On my way I met a man obviously heading to London. I told him of the lack of trains which he accepted happily with a "Cheers mate" before turning on his heel and heading for home

Other colleagues had been more successful in getting in so after an hour or so I tried again and this time some trains were moving. I was two hours late for work but made it. Everywhere was generally quieter. Commuters swapped travel stories with fellow passengers. The normally frosty silence of suburban trains was broken by the frosty weather. Many schools were closed. Children played in the snow, snow boarders were seen on Hampstead Heath and our finance team made a snow man outside our office building in the City of London. All in all the snow seemed to bring some sunshine to a recently gloomy nation.

In the last week, an outbreak of the H5N1 bird flu at a Turkey farm in Suffolk brought a bit more fear. At my firm the "Facilities Manager" has suddenly been promoted to "bird flu expert" on the basis of attending a couple of seminars. If (and it still is an "if") bird flu becomes a human to human disease big corporations along with Governments and health authorities are making plans. There is an amateurish "Dad's Army" feel to plans at my firm. The Facilities Manager was considering ordering face masks and investigating whether he could purchase Tamiflu for all the staff. HR were determining the appropriate level of leave to give to people to care for sick relatives and more ominously how much "compassionate leave" to give people bereaved by a new plague. There seems very limited compassion in such calculations. IT are investigating how many people could work online from home before the network crashes. This all seems a bit too hypothetical for me to take seriously. After all H5N1 has been in the far east for a decade and nothing dramatic has really happened. However there is always a need for plans and some people need to justify their job by being a bird flu expert.

The mystery of how bird flu came to England remains. There have been no recent outbreaks in neighbouring countries such as France or Germany. The nearest outbreaks have been in Hungary where Bernard Matthews, the Turkey producer also has factories (not farms ?). The prospect of some very dangerous bird droppings coming in on someone's shoe from Hungary seems a bit far-fetched. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4882824.stm

The turkeys suffered the most in all this being gassed on an industrial scale of 160,000. This in the same county of Suffolk blighted by a serial killer before Christmas.

Elsewhere in the Midlands the Police arrested a gang of alleged muslim extremists for a plot to kidnap and behead a British muslim soldier. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6315989.stm

A letter bomber is sending bombs in the post to Government agencies, accountants and security firms apparently connected with the enforcement of vehicles taxes and fines. Parallels have been drawn with the infamous American "Unabomber". http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6339481.stm

So England has not been a particularly happy place of late with stories of serial killers, letter bombers, Iraq style kidnap and beheading plots and a potential plague that sends middle managers running for face masks suppliers.Yesterday, a bit of this fear and loathing seemed to be broken by the snow. People were happy not to work for one day, those that did talked on the trains, the letter bomber took a day off and so far we don't need to wear face masks in the office !

Monday, February 05, 2007

A morning in the museum.............

Here's where we spent Saturday morning, last weekend....
The vast main hall of Musee D'orsay
A self-portrait by Van Gogh


Paris, France


Just back from Paris in France. As can be seen it was sunny with blue skies if a little cold.
Will be posting properly again soon.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Natural justice.........

Bollywood's Cinderella goes to the Ball in the end.

Congratulations Shilpa...........

So close..........

Sorry to see my preferred contestant out of the house but third isn't so bad.

Dirk Benedict rocks !

Farewell Ian

Nice chap but too nice to win. Too much fence sitting earlier on.....

Farewell Ian

Nice chap but too nice to win. Too much fence sitting earlier on.....

Celebrity Big Brother- final evening

The last of the "baddies" have gone with Danielle and Jack being evicted.

Still backing Dirk although Shilpa still seems the leader. Any of the four will be acceptable winners although Ian is just a bit too "nice" for his own good.

All will be clear shortly.

Go Dirk !

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Snow


The first proper covering of snow in about 3 years came to London today. This was the scene in suburban London this morning.


It had all melted by evening but predictably lead to chaos on the trains......................
Back with tales of badly behaving train passengers soon..

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Back to school

In my attempt to break my addiction to a certain programme over the last couple of weeks I will try and change the subject. I feel it has sapped any creative ability I ever had. I am currently only capable of writing about media and celebrity trivia. They should put a health warning on such programmes !

Anyway, to try and stay slightly ahead culturally of a certain lady from Bermondsey, I have started taking an evening class to study Russian.

Russian is Mrs. Donatella's mother tongue so I have some incentive as well as some exposure to the language.

The evening class is relatively serious being taught by a proper Russian language school.

I therefore had to be "assessed" as to ability before I started, as I claimed some prior knowledge. I was brought down to earth shortly by being told I should go in the beginners class as I had no knowledge of tenses. Not even the "false beginners" class I was aiming for !

Anyway, I am in week 2 as a beginner. This is my first organised study for around 6 years since I qualified as an accountant. Those exams were dull and boring and as a result a struggle to pass. I had come to the conclusion I was unsuited or incapable of studying again. However studying a language so far seems fun. Russian is hard but it is good to be with a group of like-minded people doing something apart from accountancy and auditing.

It feels like being back at school with a teacher and breaks in the middle of the session and I quite like it.

I don't think there is any danger of me writing a Russian blog but some progress is being made.

Луис

Monday, January 22, 2007

I know nothing......

Big Head, little brain- Channel 4 Chief Executive Andy Duncan refused to comment at the height of "Jadegate".
Meanwhile back in the house.................
the more Dirk suffers from bullying by the remnants of Jade's gang, the higher his chances. It's all over on Sunday 28th January and as long as either Dirk, Shilpa, Jermaine or at a pinch Ian win, I will not be disappointed.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Thank goodness that's over..........

That was exhausting just watching.

The level of manipulation, cover-up and deceit by Channel 4 leave a nasty taste in the mouth.

I don't intend to write much more on the subject of CBB apart from to applaud anyone in there I feel deserves applause.

For anyone who wants better and more comprehensive CBB blog coverage, the best I've found is the Times blogs.

See link http://timesonline.typepad.com/big_brother/

Back with comments on real life rather than "reality TV" in the near future.

However it is interesting that when writing on as something as generally vapid as CBB, I get far more readers than normal ?!

The Future Prime Minister says vote Shilpa

Or so, the London papers are reporting this evening. Gordon Brown is said to be a backer of Shilpa while visiting a Bollywood Studio on his visit to India.

I think he actually means vote Jade as you have to vote for the person you want to be evicted !

"Normal" non-Celebrity Big Brother posts to resume shortly.............

The dangers of victor's justice

Barring a celebrity earthquake of unforeseen proportions, Jade Goody will be evicted from the Big Brother House this evening. This will be the second eviction in her life, two more than most people ever experience.

The media/celebrity/political storm she and her side-kicks have generated this week is quite remarkable. Maybe it speaks of the shallowness of the media agenda and of those (myself included) who follow it.

That Jade's behaviour has been a national embarrassment and her treatment of Shilpa Shetty, truly unpleasant seems almost universally agreed. The debate of "is she or isn't she" racist is less clear cut and no view seems likely to predominate.

However Jade has become the focus for all those disappointed with Britain's international profile, all those despairing of yob culture, of "chavism", of ignorance and of the breakdown in previously certain social orders. Jade is also the focus of many who are against racism. To be such a focus cannot be pleasant.

Jade the hater, has become Jade the hated. Former Tory MP, Edwina Currie last night referred to Jade and her two henchwomen as "those three slags". (people in glass houses, Edwina ?) This was not on a celebrity programme but on the usually more sombre "Question Time" on BBC1. Jade has become fair game for anyone.

If, as is expected, she is evicted tonight there is unlikely to be any eviction crowd allowed to be present. "Media sources" imply she will be kept indoors, given a short interview by Davinia McCall and then taken to a "safe house". This sounds more like the treatment of Suffolk Strangler suspects before Christmas, than appropriate for the Big Brother dimwit. One almost wouldn't be surprised if her agent was asked to collect her belongings before a 6am hanging tomorrow morning.

Things seem to be a bit out of perspective. However I don't think the damage to Jade will be quite as lasting as the media makes out. Sections of the media are exhibiting a crude form of victor's justice before the story is even over.

Maybe some of us need reminding this is only a game.........

Time is a great healer and I doubt the three will be scarred for life by the brief storm they will experience on leaving the house. They are all young enough to have plenty of time to work through this and recover careers etc.

True, it will be a tough time for them but I don't think they should be shielded from the very real feelings and upset they have caused. They may even learn something as a result.

While the Edwina Curries of this world together with some in the media are stoking the fires a little too gleefully, I don't think the same can be said for the public at large.

We are intelligent enough to realise Jade and the coven are not monsters. However we are right to be embarrassed by their ignorance and sincere in the belief that the 3 should be made aware of how their behaviour is perceived by a substantial number of people in this country. If loosing contracts and some income is an inevitable consequence of that, so be it.

None of the 3 will have their lives ruined in the way some are alluding too. However if a pause in their careers gives them and us a pause for thought on the issues raised, we will all be the better for it.

In meantime, end the embarrassment of all concerned and get Jade out of there..............

Thursday, January 18, 2007

The battle of the oxo cubes.........




Here Jade and Shilpa do battle over chicken stock cubes. It's pretty clear who is the aggressor though. Enough said. Goodbye Jade..........

CCB round up: Dirk's Identity Crisis, Jade calls Shilpa a Poppadom

Dirk believes the younger housemates think he is George Peppard. Apparently they said he is the "white haired guy with a cigar from the A-team".
"Yeah, they think I'm the white-haired guy. The dead guy- that's right. Whatever!".

"Face" is not impressed !

Meanwhile the "non-racist Jade" called Shilpa, "Shilpa Poppadom". More work for Comical Ali I think !

High brow this certainly isn't.

Here's hoping that it is near the end of Jade's time on TV..............................

Channel 4 appoints new spokesman to defend Big Brother "Jadegate"


"Jade is a delightful English girl who is certain to win this Celebrity Big Brother"

Channel 4 Spokesman- C. Ali

Jade Goody- a liability

1.58pm- the Sun newspaper is reporting that Carphone Warehouse is withdrawing its £3 million sponsorship of Big Brother in response to the "Jadegate" events.

No doubt this is about the only language the producers Endemol and Channel 4 will understand- it will hit them where it hurts- in the bank account.........................

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007030016,00.html

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Bring on Mr. T !

One solution to the low morale in the Big Brother House could be to stage an A-team reunion.

The A-team still has a strong following in the UK so Mr. T and Dwight Schultz (aka BA and Murdoch) turning up would be popular and bring in the viewers.

Maybe Shilpa's Mother brought to the party also and the tables could really be turned on the dreadful 3 !

The end of Goody in sight ?

Today was an example of how the media can create a storm out of something very trivial. It was an example of how deeper issues can be explored by using something mundane and how stories take on a life of their own.


A couple of days after the bullying of Shilpa Shetty by 3 of her Big Brother House mates (Jade, Danielle and Jo) reached an unacceptable level virtually every British paper and news progamme has given it coverage. This is an extrordinary level of publicity for a "game" between a group of celebrities many of whom have seen better days or are not so well known.


However once the race factor had been introduced it became clear that Jade Goody's celebrity career may die in the same place that it was born- the Big Brother House. Major corporate sponsors like Carphone Warehouse muttered about withdrawing sponsorship understandably nervous about their brand becoming associated with an ignorant band of bigots. They could cope with ignorance but when racial bigotry appeared to be involved the corporates got nervous.


The Prime Minister, Tony Blair, even commented in the House of Commons although he did not attempt to gain popularity by pretending to watch Celebrity Big Brother. That might have happened 10 years ago, but now he simply condemned the situation involving Jade's gang that was described to him.


Big Brother went global and the London Evening Standard hoardings proclaimed "India erupts against Big Brother". The victim-heroine of this saga is one of India's daughters so the incident caused embarrassment for supposed future-PM, Gordon Brown as he visited India.


The Indian foreign minister spoke of an "appropriate response" to the abuse of Shilpa ? Surely not a war over Big Brother ?!!


Shilpa's Mother was even interviewed on Sky News to speak of her pride in her daughter's dignity. All in all, a steam in a media tea cup but a storm that speaks of race, of class, of culture and of how Britain as a nation treats outsiders.

In the Big Brother House, Germaine Jackson, Dirk Benedict together with Shilpa form the "foreign group" of two Americans and an Indian. They seem bermused by the 3 unpleasant examples of the British female they are forced to live with.


Tonight some relief may be in sight. It appears Jade Goody together with Shilpa have been nominated for eviction. Surely there will be some common sense and we can all say goodbye to Miss. Goody on Friday ?










Beauty or the Beast ? The people will decide....................

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Big Brother, a Bollywood Cinderella and the Three Witches of Elstree*

Never mind Iraq, the London papers tonight have bigger fish to fry !
(* Elstree in Hertfordshire is the location of the Celebrity BB studios)

As is often the way, I seem to be watching a programme or TV series as it approaches the end of its natural life.

I am beginning to wonder if my watching of Celebrity Big Brother for the first time is coinciding with its death knell.

First three of the most interesting contestants walked out at various points.


Now London (and maybe the country) seems gripped (well at least mildly !) by discussing whether three of the remaining contestants are guilty of racism. With such associations it is unclear if Channel 4 would dare run the show again.


The three "accused" are:

Jade Goody- pig-like manufactured celebrity from an earlier Big Brother with an IQ equal to a boiled cabbage

Danielle Lloyd- air head Miss. Great Britain. While slightly better looking than Miss. Goody, I cannot see how she managed to win the title- unless of course she influenced the judges. As a nation we do possess a few slightly more appealling women than Miss. Lloyd

Jo O'meara- has-been singer from folded teen-band S-Club 7. Otherwise apparently a reasonable personality she has been duped into a dubious alliance with the first two.




















Goody









Lloyd







O'meara


Together, this trio has formed a gang- the Witches of Elstree. Their unifying purpose seems to be bullying and insulting Bollywood superstar actress, Shilpa Shetty. She has become the heroine of this story. A heroism that is born out of adversity.

The "witches" and their associates have variously called her "a dog", ignorantly said Indian people eat with their hands and are thin due to eating undercooked chicken (Shilpa was responsible for cooking at the time) and generally ganged up and treated her with unpleasantness.

Goody's Mother, when she herself was in the house, referred to Shilpa dismissively as "the Indian" and claimed to be unable to pronounce her name (a la Marjorie from Fat Fighters in Little Britain).

Recently I was writing about a Ballerina who faced the sack over her membership of an extreme political party. Ironically, she had not chosen to express any views publicly but had been "outed" by a Guardian investigation.

Here, in contrast, is a broadcaster, partially supported by public funds broadcasting the unplesant views of 3 ignorant women night after night. Whether they are racist or not is a matter for debate but in my opinion they have come pretty close on ocassion. Jade Goody and her mother are the worst examples as all their recently found millions are based on TV publicity. Goody is gaining further publicity and probably money on the back of her unpleasantness. It is good to hear that an anti-bullying charity today dropped Goody as its representative. Here Channel 4 is not choosing to punish Goody, Lloyd and O'meara for their unpleasantness and vitriole so in a way they are tacitly condoning their behaviour.

It exposes the hypocricies and contradictions in the media, as the unpleasantness of the witches after all makes good entertainment for some.


Of course Shilpa's treatment is not unique. Good looking foreign women can easily become targets for the more everyday looking domestic population. Even in the humdrum world of an accountancy office I witnessed normally pleasant English women turn against a half-Nigerian trainee. Her main "crime" appeared to be that she had done some modelling before turning to the world of accountancy. Some women seem to be threatened by superior competitors in a way men are generally unpeturbed by "finer specimens" . There is an element of that with Goody, Lloyd and O'meara. As a top actress in a land of a billion people there is no real doubt that in terms of achievement Shilpa is superior to the three witches.


In terms of racism I am less clear. The three witches are acting in a completely ignorant way and throwing at Shilpa Shetty anything they can find. Amongst what comes to hand race and culture are easy targets. I doubt however that these witches are calculating with their racism.

Shilpa in contrast is generally coping with dignity and stoicism. The remaining contestants including Dirk and Jermaine can only watch and wonder !

Of course its all a storm in a teacup or a storm in a Big Brother House. This has no real relevance but it is a mirror to a less pleasant aspect of our nation that reacts with ignorance against that which is perceived as being foreign and superior. Foreign and inferior can easily be accepted but when foreigness is put together with superiority, our three witches from Elstree demonstrate the unpleasantness that can come out.




Shilpa Shetty. The dignified heroine of this tale.



No doubt Bollywood's Cinderalla will go to the Ball.



(Announcement in Strong Geordie accent "To complain about Celebrity Big Brother go to


http://www.ofcom.org.uk/complain/progs/bb/)

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Free speech, even for ballerinas ?

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
Would Voltaire allow Simone Clarke to carry on dancing ?
There is controversey in London at the moment over a ballerina. Her name is Simone Clarke. She is 36 years old and principal dancer with the English National Ballet.

Outside of her work, she also happens to be a member of the British National Party (BNP). This is essentially an anti-immigration party that has historically been associated with skinheads and some violence but now under its Cambridge-educated leader, Nick Griffin, is trying to appear to espouse a more sophisticated agenda towards immigration than simply "send them back on a boat".
Many members of London's liberal establishment feel that Simone Clarke should loose her job. Her membership of the BNP, they argue, is incompatible with working at a publicly funded arts body. Her very membership is helping the BNP to gain respectability.
I would disagree with this and I feel Voltaire would too. Mere political views, even if unpalatable, cannot be grounds for sacking someone in a country that claims to value free speech. Of course, free speech has been shown to have its limits in recent years. Those who incite violence or terrorism whether nationalists, extreme muslims or others can now be prosecuted.

However membership of a political party that challenges multiculturism and immigration seems in a different league. Simon Clarke has committed no offence. The fact that she has a child with her her Cuban-Chinese boyfriend, Yat Sen-Chang also suggests it is naive to see her as old style far-right racist.

She simply expresses an opinion. As it is not possible to "tolerate" views you agree with but by definition you can only "tolerate" something you dislike or disagree with, I feel she should be accorded some toleration.

Simone should be allowed to speak freely and dance freely. To do otherwise will not only give the lie to the fact that Britain allows free speech but also make a martyr of her and ultimately boost the BNP.
We should trust that the truth will prevail in any climate of free speech and democracy. Otherwise, we hint that we actually lack faith in the values we claim to support and these values cannot survive unless we silence or sideline any real dissent.
So as Voltaire once wrote, "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it". Carry on dancing Simone.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

The tone of recent posts

Mrs. Donatella informs me she has been unimpressed with the subject matter of recent posts and that they will only appeal to a small minority with the outlook of 10 year-old boys !

I acknowledge the comments given offline (!) and assure all readers I will be back with something more "mature" to write shortly when I feel sufficiently able and inspired.

Meanwhile I am in no danger of firing a toy machine gun out of the window, which I did when I was 10.....

The A-Team Theme Music and Introduction.....

Feels like 1986 all over again !



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CUgXlvexkQ

And maybe, if you can find them, you could hire- the A-Team


But where could you find them now ?

(Age has wearied the A-Team but above is a reminder of the glory days.)

For "Hannibal" or George Peppard, I would like to think the answer is - in Heaven.

He succumbed to lung cancer in 1994






George Peppard (1928-1994) RIP




For "Face" or Dirk Benedict the answer is more cheerful. He is currently living in a certain house in Elstree, Hertfordshire.




Big Brother is watching Dirk. He is divorced, has 3 sons and has done a variety of parts in films and TV since the A-Team.






For "BA Baracus" or Mr. T or even Laurence Tureaud, things appear fine. He has just given up his customary jewellery apparently in tribute to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Like the others fame has been more modest since the A-Team but he did make a name for himself in Rocky III. Mr. T is a born again Christian.













"Pity the fool," who gets the wrong side of Mr. T. Even his photo came out big ! This is his post-Katrina version wearing a rather dapper chalk-stripe suit !





















And last, but not least "Howling Mad Murdoch" or Dwight Schultz is alive and well. He has done further acting, including much theatre work and a successful spell in Startrek: The Next Generation. Unusually, for an actor he has now been married for over 23 years.


























Not such a crazy fool, "Murdoch" is obviously older but has done many successful projects as well as being quite family orientated.

Dirk lives to Face another day

Dirk in his younger days.......
I now feel obliged to follow this series of Celebrity Big Brother to the end. As a committed fan and supporter of Dirk Benedict I took some satisfaction that he survived his eviction vote yesterday. In fact, "the Face", obviously has a lot of supporters out there as the only other candidate left for eviction, Carole Malone got over 77% of the vote to be evicted. Therefore Dirk was easily safe, even if he was not really too bothered anyway. Nonetheless, Carole Malone seemed a pleasant and intelligent character so it was disappointing she had to go rather than one of the air heads.

Sadly a "coalition of the talentless" showed some signs of forming with those of no-discernible talent aligning themselves with the remnants of shortlived manufactured bands. Those of real talent (Dirk, Jermaine and Shilpa) are in a minority and may suffer for this and face further nominations by the talentless majority.

As a Big Brother novice I am not certain how all this works. Can Dirk be nominated again straight away ? If so, he should build a tank out of kitchen utensils and other household objects, to smash his way out of the Elstree based prison. Probably he would like to take Shilpa with him.......

Friday, January 12, 2007

is this Jesus ?

http://www.myspace.com/isthisjesus

An advert by a British charity suggesting that Jesus can be found in some unlikely places- here apparently in an empty pint of beer.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Saving Face

This evening I learnt with concern that Dirk Benedict is up for eviction from Big Brother.

Surely there is no justice in this !

Anyway Dirk's "wise" words to Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty today remind us all that there is a higher meaning in all life, even Big Brother :-) So if the worst happens, I am sure Dirk will take it like a man.

Still I hope "Face" can be saved for a little longer.







Bollywood star Shilpa benefited from Dirk's wise words on the meaning of life !

Go Face !



This seems a quiet January in London.


So quiet in fact that for the first time ever I have regularly viewed a series of Big Brother- albeit "Celebrity" Big Brother ! Previously I had always viewed Big Brother as brain dead drivel for the masses. Maybe my standards are slipping ?!

This blog is supporting only one contestant- Dirk Benedict aka "Face" from the A-Team.


I grew up watching the A-Team. That was a time when America was "cool" and for 10 year old boys there was nothing cooler than the A-Team ! The A-Team stood for doing what was right even if their methods were a little unorthodox and they were misunderstood by others.


Set against the other "celebrities" in the "house ", "Face" stands head and shoulders above the crowd.

Go Face !(or maybe Hannibal mainly said "Go BA"!)

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Conversations on the way to London Bridge

This week London has been slow to get back to work and the papers are reporting that trains restaurants, taxis and offices are all quieter as people take extra holiday into the New Year.

I however have no such luxury and made my way into London on January 2nd.

A minority of regular commuters seem to travel with friends- either genuine friends or "train friends" who they have got talking to after commuting on the same train for a number of years- making friends can be a slow business in the UK !

The majority, including myself, are generally silent. I have been taking my current route less than a year and certainly have no "friends" on the train !

However the silent majority is sometimes forced to listen to the early morning chats of the talking minority. Some chats can be truly banal and limited to decorating, gardens and sales in the shops. I heard one woman tell a "story" of how her the top half of her umbrella had shot accross the room when she had tried to open it.

Others go a little deeper. Animated mothers bemoan the state of schools or children's behaviour in general. More morbid older commuters run through all their family and friends who are suffering ill health (or worse) at present. Shameless girls recount their latest "man fiascos" for all to hear. "Lads" laugh over the latest stag weekend or similar.

At New Year, people were scratching around for material after quickly exhausting the topic of who they had visited on Christmas Day and Boxing Day. Most Christmas's were reported as "just family, you know" with reassurance "it was good though".

On January 2, I was trying to read my book while two loud voiced men accompanying a bored looking woman recounted their Christmas's. Once that was exhausted, the main talker, a man in his 30s turned his attention to the progress of his house purchase. House purchasing can be slow and complicated here so there are always "tales of woe" possible.

Once that was done and the train was stopped about 2 miles from London Bridge, the talker turned to current events for inspiration. "So old James Browne died. Did you see that ?". His companion had but there was a disagreement about the date he had died.

"What about Saddam ?" the house purchaser asked chirpily. "Did you catch the old neck break ?". "It was on the web but they may have taken it down now".

His companion had clearly not seen this as a highlight of his Christmas holiday and as a number of passengers peered nervously over their papers to see who this psycho was, the train at last arrived at London Bridge.

There it is, the conversations on the train to London Bridge. Everything from failed dates to nasty videos of "unseemly" (per The Sun), "undignified" (per George W Bush) executions get discussed by someone.

The rest of us can only listen...............

Lock up your toilets.................

Is this a sign that things are getting desperate in the UK ?!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6234445.stm